- Every body know everything from nowhere…
There are rumors that they rob the city and do not leave anyone alive.
Anyone? Then where rumors come from?
No one can replace Beastie Boys! R.I.P. MCA!
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Surgeons perform complex operations on the brain.
Surgeon: It was hard, I worked 14 hours, but I did it! I saved this man’s life!
Patient: Oh, my God! I’m alive! I’m alive! Thank God for saving me! Thank you God, for giving me another chance!
(For those who do not understand: the patient fucking stupid and ungrateful freak!)
- You wanna lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy! You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let her(or him) go!